2023-05-29 02:18:38
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Name:
Rank:
Email:
Gender:
Male
Female
Yes
No
Other
You are cool:
Yes
No
What is your weapon of choice?
What percentage of your dignity do you retain?
100%
88-99%
74-87%
73%
50-72%
Less than 50%
Other
What is your favorite color?
Are you a productive member of society?
Yes
No
List your three most redeeming qualities:
1:
2:
3:
List your three most grevious personal defects:
1:
2:
3:
Are you going to do anything to correct them?
Yes
No
What is your favorite sport?
Have you had any injuries for which surgery or hospitalization was required?
Yes
No
What is your favorite injury?
Would you like a moist towelette?
Yes
No
Are you experienced?
Yes
No
Which styles do you prefer? (check all that apply)
Crane
Tiger
Mantis
Monkey
Drunken
Matrix
Snake
Raptor
Freestyle
Brazilian
Detroit
Versace
In 40 characters or less, please describe your architecture.
Which is it?
Less is more
More is more
Finally, please include any additional information you feel necessary.