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Name:


Rank:


Email:


Gender:
Male Female Yes No Other

You are cool:
Yes No

What is your weapon of choice?


What percentage of your dignity do you retain?
100% 88-99% 74-87% 73% 50-72% Less than 50% Other

What is your favorite color?


Are you a productive member of society?
Yes No

List your three most redeeming qualities:
1:
2:
3:

List your three most grevious personal defects:
1:
2:
3:

Are you going to do anything to correct them?
Yes No

What is your favorite sport?


Have you had any injuries for which surgery or hospitalization was required?
Yes No

What is your favorite injury?


Would you like a moist towelette?
Yes No

Are you experienced?
Yes No

Which styles do you prefer? (check all that apply)
Crane Tiger Mantis Monkey
Drunken Matrix Snake Raptor
Freestyle Brazilian Detroit Versace


In 40 characters or less, please describe your architecture.


Which is it?
Less is more More is more

Finally, please include any additional information you feel necessary.