Please fill out the form completely or your application will be rejected.
You are cool:
What is your weapon of choice?
What percentage of your dignity do you retain?
Less than 50%
What is your favorite color?
Are you a productive member of society?
List your three most redeeming qualities:
List your three most grevious personal defects:
Are you going to do anything to correct them?
What is your favorite sport?
Have you had any injuries for which surgery or hospitalization was required?
What is your favorite injury?
Would you like a moist towelette?
Are you experienced?
Which styles do you prefer? (check all that apply)
In 40 characters or less, please describe your architecture.
Which is it?
Less is more
More is more
Finally, please include any additional information you feel necessary.